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| Shel Dorf who never won an Oscar |
VERDICT: What else would you expect? CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCARP!!!
Tom Shales (who usually wastes column space pining away for Johnny Carson) says it best: "This is the Oscars at its worst."
How to make Oscars NOT CRAP:
- Get rid of all the lame awards no one cares about - short documentary? best editor? gimme a break....
- Next, get rid of the bogus tributes (c'mon you guys hated these dead people, admit it!).
- Out with the musical numbers and orchestras - what do these have to do with the movies?
Now...
- turn the show into a boozy party and just invite the nominees.
- interview the drunkest stars saying embarrassing yet revealing things about each other
- get them tell funny stories about the making of the movies - they love to talk about themselves
- no script, no rehearsals, shoulder mounted cameras
- in the final 10 minutes hand out awards just for Best Movie, Best Actor, Best Actress and Best Director and have everyone turn towards the cameras and say Good Night America!
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